Thursday, 26 July 2018

Warner Bros just accepted this Batman screenplay I wrote when I was 14 (Fauxclusive)

About twelve years ago, I wrote a screenplay. I was overloaded with creative energy, because my dad got drunk and passed out on the floor in front of my bedroom door, so I couldn't sneak out to go smoke on a bridge. Instead, I spent that night pouring my rage into the only universe where I felt safe. The wild world of Gotham City. Over the course of a single night, I wrote the screenplay for a Batman movie that would change the world, and the next morning I felt so powerful, so electrified that I printed that script out, shoved it in a manila envelope, and sent it off to Warner Bros Movieworks, Hollywood, CA.

They just got back to me a couple days ago. Apparently, while looking for ideas for the super-adult and serious Teen Titans, some interns found the script stained and dog-eared under a decade-old burrito that Christopher Nolan used to tease himself into a creative hunger with. Jerry Warner gave it to his son to read, and the son texted him an emoji he couldn't decipher but looked positive enough to greenlight it! My dreams are coming true!

I've been approved to detail the screenplay here for you, as it will most likely change as Warner Bros screens it for focus groups behind vape shops across the country. I'll show some actual snippets of my work with summaries to fill the gaps.

So without further ado, here's Robin Rising: Let the Bat Fascist Burn (Working Title):

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